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Joke of the Day
"Can't decide if I should start this laundry or fake my own death."
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"The dinner I ate last night is going to give my grandchildren diabetes."
"Did you hear about the guy who went for the world fapping record? He almost pulled it off."
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"
"What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet? supplies!!!!!!!!!!"
"What sort of tape measure does the guy from The Guinness Book of Records use to measure the worlds longest tape measure?"
"A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time. His friend says ""oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"" He replies: ""yes. I am a were."""
"Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed!"
"According to WebMC, I be illin'."
"A dad walks in on his son watching porn. The son says, ""Well, at least you know I'm straight, dad."" The dad says, ""Not after tonight, son."""