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Joke of the Day
"I finally told my girlfriend about my sexy pirate fetish... She said she would get on board"
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"Wanna hear a joke?? Okay here goes, My ex-wife still misses me! BUT HE AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it's funny because marriage is terrible.-Stanley pines 2012"
"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I knew I was in the back of a police van."
"How does Moses make tea He brews it.."
"If you're wondering at what age you'll stop messing up your life know that it's not 40 and apparently not 50 either."
"A threesome? No...if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I would go to dinner with my parents"
"When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."
"Joke about China [censored]"
"Hey, are you the combination of fluorine-45 and silver-45? Because you look like a huge FAg."