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Joke of the Day
"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"
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"How I met your mother was....... How I met your mother was.....nothing but a 9 year (season) long TED Talk"
"If you wanna make hundreds of friends, you gotta wear a t-shirt with a joke on it. People will not stop laughing. ""This guy,"" they'll say."
"I went to Thailand... Saw a hot girl in the bar. I kept telling myself ""don't get a erection, don't get a erection"". After 5 mins, it happened.. She got a erection"
"If someone on your bus says ""my butthole is 28"", what do you think that means, exactly?"
"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""
"Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time."
"Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good."
"My brother told me we ran out of protein powder I didn't believe him, so I said No Whey"
"(DARK HUMOR) Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands."