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Joke of the Day
"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."
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"I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!"
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"Don't force funny huh? Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends... ...he's losing a knee cap."
"If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account."
"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"
"Who wants to play war? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!"
"what do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."
"""1990 called, they want their shirt back."" ""...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"""