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Joke of the Day

"Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies"

"How do you call a play on numbers? A pin."

"I heard Christians only count 1 through 9. I wonder what happens if they say 10?"

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually..."

"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"

"What do Irish feminists call men? O'Pressors"

"What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? Kryptocurrency"

"Why did Obama take all the pencils and pens when he left? Cuz he knew Trump would bring his own Pence"

"Why did the sasquatch go on a diet? He didn't want to be Obeast."

"How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood? He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire."