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Joke of the Day

"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"

"Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes? ""Because jokes are the white man's burden."""

"What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play? GET OFF MY LAN!"

"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"

"I realised I've got a road rage problem when my five-year-old daughter shouted... ...""Pick a fucking lane,you dickhead!"" While sitting in my grocery trolley."

"I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm."

"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they can't even."

"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."

"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"