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Joke of the Day
"What do Irish feminists call men? O'Pressors"
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"A termite walks into a bar... And asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"Jack is a big part of all of us. He's the best friend we've never had. We spend most of our time doing Jack shit, drinking Jack and Jacking off. Thanks for the memories."
"Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, you go get it"
"I saw a beautiful pumpkin today... It was gourdeous."
"Do you get extra points for killing two birds with another bird?"
"Benedict Cumberbatch announced that he's really well known now To which I say ""No shit, Sherlock."""
"If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. 7 also got herpes from 14 and stabbed 23 through 30 in a gang fight."