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Joke of the Day

"How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood? He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire."

"News:""a black bear hovered over a convenience store in central Florida for more than seven hours..."" They have hover bears? jealous again"

"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"

"whats the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? the park bench can hold a family of four"

"I was awake all night 'cause my neighbor was listening to dubstep... ...and I was lying there, waiting for the other beat to drop."

"'I know a black person' - White people"

"After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me."

"What do you call a midget with Down's Syndrome who arrives to class late? A little tardy."

"Why do Russians like pho so much? ... BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3"

"*When You Don't Know the Right Answer* What is OHM's Law? Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law."