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Joke of the Day

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually..."

"I may be nodding and smiling, but I'm secretly diagnosing you."

"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side. ...Told by my brother last night"

"What does smoking a cigarette and eating a pussy have in common? [NSFW] The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt."

"What do Americans call the summer holidays? Ceasefire"

"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"

"Interviewer: where do ya see yourself in 5yrs Me: going through a Denny's trash bin I: but you might get this job M: haha that's... irrelevant"

"I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm."

"At the end of the day, no one needs to worried about the_donald's large scale of support None of them are old enough to vote anyway."