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"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually..."
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"""What should we name them?"" Grapes ""And what about these?"" Grapefruits ""I see. So one is a larger version of another?"" Not at all ""Perfect"""
"Why do few black people have a PhD? They have trouble getting past their masters."
"""Chivalry isn't dead,"" I say, watching one zombie hold the door open for another."
"5: ""Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants."" Me: ... 5: ... Me: ""It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Job's all yours."""
"Two lizards are being chased by the police ... and one says to the other 'Lose the tail!'"
"Why do scholars use big words? To avoid circumlocution."
"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here"
"why did the energizer bunny go to jail? he got charged with battery"
"Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake"