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Joke of the Day

"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""

"Where did the Joker prank Batman? Got 'Em City."

"What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari? [whisper] I don't have a Ferrari."

"Stupid one liners everyone should know I'll start: I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust."

"Keep scrolling... I got nothing!!"

"What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline? To get to the other side."

"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"

"Where do nieces and nephews come from? Aunt holes"

"I'm holding a benefit for people with erectile dysfunction or orgasm issues. If you can't come, let me know."

"Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."