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Joke of the Day

"Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one."

"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"

"Ramen again? This guy's a mess. -mice in my kitchen"

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."

"The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one."

"mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark"

"I was so upset when the bathroom was out of toilet paper... I was shitty all day!"

"What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun? As far away as possible. *cough* shameful *cough*"

"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"