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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too"

"Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas"

"My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins."

"My girlfriend tricked me into not having sex tonight... Talk about a missed erection. It's best if you read it out loud."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"

"A police officer walks into a bar. He shoots it and claims self defense."

"Did you hear about the fly that sat on the toilet seat? It got pissed off."

"Fidel Castro was alive?"

"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass Doctors describe his condition as stable"