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Joke of the Day

"I went to the local swimming pool today... And I asked the receptionist, ""How much for 2 children?"" She replied, ""$9.50."" ""Awesome!"" I said. ""Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip?"""

"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."

"English is difficult to learn. It can be taught through tough thorough thought, though."

"I recently got to college and I'm not sure why everyone's talking about Addy. Rune is so much better."

"Why does SnoopDogg carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle!"

"What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"

"One in every 2 and a half men is HIV positive."

"I saw a man hitting on a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one!"