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Joke of the Day
"To Usain Bolt who stole my neon jacket You can run, but you can't hide"
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"Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives"
"Two muffins are baking one says to the other ""Hey man you got a light?"""
"Is your refridgerator running? Because I would rather fucking vote for it than these candidates"
"What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island? Malaise-ia"
"In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story"
"Good news The doctor took his patient into the room and said, ""I have some good news and some bad news."" The patient said, ""Give me the good news."" ""They're going to name a disease after you."""
"A show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood."
"What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !"