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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are baking one says to the other ""Hey man you got a light?"""

"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."

"A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy long legs."

"What did the child with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."

"How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++"

"Angry Stair Why was the stair frustrated and angry? It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!"

"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."

"If you replace phrase ""Americans think"" with ""Americans with landlines who answer unsolicited calls think"" it all makes so much more sense."

"What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed? A hippo violation"

"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet... She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?"