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Joke of the Day
"Two muffins are baking one says to the other ""Hey man you got a light?"""
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"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"
"Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar? Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power"
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"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."