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Joke of the Day
"imagine a stadium full of Furbies all talking at once"
Next Joke
"Judge: jury, how do you find the defendant? Me: [whispering] dude, he's like...right there. Judge: there's no talking Me: [pointing]"
"i want to take one of those cruises where people shit right there on the boat but apparently they only happen randomly as a surpris,e"
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby"
"What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits!"
"I hear Tarantino's next movie is about a Sichuan restaurant... It's called ""the heatful eat"""
"Somebody said you sound like an owl"
"My ex-girlfriend is like a chocolate She killed my dog"
"Why is a change machine easy to understand? It makes cents."
"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"