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Joke of the Day

"A show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood."

"How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream."

"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"

"Two cookies were walking across the road... ... one gets hit by a car, the other one says ""ah crumbs..."""

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!"

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the inside of her coffin."

"A cave man walks into a bar... ""Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"""

"Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away."

"I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss's boss."