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Joke of the Day
"Is your refridgerator running? Because I would rather fucking vote for it than these candidates"
Next Joke
"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."
"Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed."
"How do you fit an elephant into a string bikini? You take the ""s"" out of ""sex"" and the ""f"" out of ""way."""
"I misread a headline today as ""the stealthy face a tax increase"" and thought good luck catching those ninjas, Obama!"
"Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."
"What did Helen Keller say when her dog died?"
"It must be really awesome being a baker They make a lotta dough."
"Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar."
"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"