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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and acne... What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 14 to come on your face."

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"I hate to tell patients that they've become physically mute... They're always speechless."
"ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: ""Holy shit that was amazing!"" COMMENTATOR: ""Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself."""
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"Cinco De Mayo Cinco De Ketchup Cinco De Mustard Cinco De Siracha Cinco De Ranch Dressing"
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