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Joke of the Day
"What shoes did the pedophile wear? White vans hah"
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"Essex Girl after sex! What does an Essex girl say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?"
"Spilled yogurt on my shirt and now I can't stop thinking of selling shirts made of yogurt. The Yoshirt. I taste potential. And mixed berry."
"If H20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? K9P."
"Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?"
"I give everyone nicknames because using real names is for people who can remember people's names."
"What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!"
"Two gentlemen walk into a bar.... You would have thought one of them would have seen it."
"Why do midgets love playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me."