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Joke of the Day
"I'm so tired of people saying Hillary sucks... She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica."
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"Why don't they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button."
"How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, ""How many women have you slept with?"" I proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""
"I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you."
"Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks."
"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip."
"When someone tells me they're a doctor or an engineer all I can think is: ""wow your parents must've yelled at you to do your homework a lot"""
"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."
"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."
"How do you get to the front page of Reddit? Take a racist joke and throw Donald Trumps name in the title."