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Joke of the Day
"I hate to tell patients that they've become physically mute... They're always speechless."
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"what do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant"
"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"
"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."
"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"
"They don't have blood banks in England ... ... but they do have a liver pool."
"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"
"3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it."
"My boss wanted me to sign up for the company 401k. I told him, ""No way, do you have any idea how far that is?"""
"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"