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Joke of the Day
"I hate to tell patients that they've become physically mute... They're always speechless."
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"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border!"
"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."
"Gifts for the family Nephew- iPod Son- iPhone Father- iPad Mother-iRon"
"Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)"
"What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !"
"What's another name for a ""penis potato""? A dictator."
"My cousin's horoscope was Cancer. Funny how she died... She got eaten by a giant crab"
"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"
"Shoutout to sidewalks! For keeping me off the streets..."