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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond, here's your gun, shoot anything that comes out of the Beyond"
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"Transitioning to a Smurf Today I'm excited to announce I'm transitioning to a Smurf...starting with my balls."
"What do Apple and the US economy have in common now? No Jobs"
"Hair Stylist: What are we doing today? Me: Let's do something that will look great here but I'll have no chance of replicating at home"
"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."
"What do you call an std that only reptiles can get? Gatoraids."
"A logician's wife is having a baby... She gives birth and they hand the baby to him. ""Is it a boy or a girl?"" she asks. ""Yes"" he replies."
"Don't ever ask me about the time my anus prolapsed. Its a long ass story."
"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"
"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."