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"Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees? Because Nazis prefer to march in the shade."
"how does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."
"Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?"
"What is Beethoven doing these days? Decomposing."
"I've found out recently the worst way to start a bennefit gig for abused children is with an apology"
"This joke is brought to you by Arnold Schwarzeneggers one-sided chess set. ""I'll be black"""
"If you aren't happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it."
"Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do."
"Did you hear about Ken M.? He was a master baiter, but they told him to beat it."
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