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Joke of the Day

"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."

"How are the Twin Towers and Gender Similar? There used to be two, now it's offensive to talk about."

"For real now, how many animals can you fit into one single pair of panty hose 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, an assload of hares, 1 cameltoe and 1 fish Noone can find"

"Why don't gay guys go to lesbian bars? Because they can never find a place to sit."

"The guy will stand up to get knocked down But the girl will lie down to get knocked up"

"Why do lawyers wear neckties? to keep their foreskins from creeping up."

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle"

"How is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit."

"Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time."