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Joke of the Day
"You know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."
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"Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again."
"How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!"
"A salami goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him ""Sorry, I can't help you, ..."" ""... you're already cured."""
"What does a astronaut put in a sandwich? Space Jam"
"My Gpa said... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam."
"They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave."
"I'm dreading summer because I'll be subjected to my Facebook friends' pictures of the temperature readout from inside their vehicles."
"You scream, we all scream, I apologize for entering the womens bathroom."