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Joke of the Day
"You know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."
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"Parachute for sale Used once Never opened Small stain"
"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."
"When my kids look back on the photos of my life they'll think, ""Wow, he wore that shirt a lot."""
"AY LMAO's in a bar. Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One of them turns to the other and says, plububulaBBHAJGGIUI@@#GJKG?' The other one replies, Dude, you are seriously shitfaced.'"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Give me a beer and a mop."""
"What's the difference between golfers and skydivers? Golfers: *smack* Shit! Skydivers: Shit! *smack*"
"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."
"If you've met someone a few times but still can't remember their name, one trick is to avoid them for the rest of your life."
"i absolutely cannot cook for shit but i was watching a child prodigy chef n was casually like ""ugh, i don't kno about that sauce"""