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Joke of the Day

"The cheesiest joke ever. ""I don't feel grate."" -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded."

"My grandad was killed by a zulu He was having a shit in London zoo and the roof fell in."

"What do you call a retard covered in water? Flame retardant"

"People always freak out when I start playing their kid like a bass. It's like chill, you can play him like a bass too once I finish the song"

"My friend had all of his guitars stolen, and he's real sad about it. Can't even play the blues anymore."

"""Hey, long time. Wassup?"" should be auto-corrected to ""Dude. Can you do me a favor?"""

"Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine."

"If Clinton makes a good joke it'll be Hillaryous"

"Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? They hate to boil their nipples."

"I had issues with my wireless mouse... ...so i got a cable cat and now my problems are solved"