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Joke of the Day
"knock knock Who's there? Pill. Pill who? Pill Cosby."
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"I'm thinking about joining a sports team just so I can get my butt slapped."
"""You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then give you back TWO leather jackets!"" - Fonzi Scheme"
"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"Stay through the end of Hansel & Gretel to see Nick Fury kick Jeremy Renner out of The Avengers."
"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is"
"That lazy moment when you start reading someone else's status and then realise its too long so you just like it."
"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."