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Joke of the Day

"IDEA: Ban fabric softener & harness the resulting static electricity to end dependence on foreign oil. You're welcome, Obama"

"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."

"""FOILED AGAIN!"" --Leftovers"

"8/11 Never Forget What? Too Soon?"

"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"

"White boards aren't just great They're remarkable"

"Why is the nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"""honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"" ""who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"""

"Why doesn't the NAACP do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are?"

"What's the best part about being a meth addict? 3 sleeps 'til Christmas"