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Joke of the Day

"A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook! She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!"

"You know why some people simply don't have a butt? Because they are on a gluten free diet."

"Why Do Scottish people wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away."

"How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb?. How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb? I belive GE is a corner stone of the American economy."

"It's ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days. I know he's a priest but he's not going to do anything out in public."

"You can never trust an atom... they make up everything."

"God, Clark Gable's performance in ""Gone With the Wind"" sucked... ...It's like he didn't even give a damn."

"How do German people not choke to death when they talk"

"btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search ""scrotum"" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong"

"To be honest, Adolf Hitler was a hero... Afterall, he was the one who killed Adolf Hitler."