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Joke of the Day

"If you think Phil Robertson (the Duck Dynasty guy) has offensive view regarding homosexuality, or slavery... You should hear his answers regarding evolution, climate change, or 8 plus 9."

"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"

"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"

"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"

"Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He was trying to bust a move"

"What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food? Slothages."

"Good news! Doctor: I have a really good news for you Mrs Johnson Woman: Well, my name is Ms Johnson Doctor: In that case, I have a really bad news for you Ms Johnson!"

"Have you ever eaten a clock before? It's very time consuming."

"Why do cows wear bells? ...because their horns don't work."

"if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body"