143996
Joke of the Day
"What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice? Urine for a surprise. ^^^^^sorry"
Next Joke
"If during the first five minutes of meeting a new person, he doesn't tell you he is a vegetarian... He is not a vegetarian."
"*steps on Lego* *stumbles backwards and trips over more Legos* *throws all Legos away* *Grandparents buy more Legos for Christmas*"
"Why did Hitler want to rise in power? Because he wanted a Kaiser roll."
"I stepped on a grape once. It didn't scream, but it did let out a little whine."
"What do you call a bunch of flies in a beer can? An Outback Vibrator"
"Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio."
"Hipsters only listen to songs like Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen You've probably never heard of it."
"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."
"Chuck Norris graduated Summa Cum Laude at Harvard after only 1 class."