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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal that went to the rock concert? He heard there was a Jimmy Buffet."
Next Joke
"""Because Im a goddamned rock star!"" wasn't the answer my boss was looking for as to why I was late to work, lesson learned."
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!"
"I went for a job interview. The bloke asked, ""Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?"" ""Same as now - in photos and mirrors,"" I replied"
"They say blondes have the most fun They also say ignorance is bliss."
"What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!"
"I was going to buy tickets to see Michael McDonald in concert... ...but I keep forgetting"
"My wife and I are expecting a child and I hope someone grabs her arm in public to talk about the baby. That way I can say, ""Hey! Leggo of my preggo!"""
"RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, More like hepatitis type 2 ayyy lmao"
"I found out today why my father never came home from the store.. The store had a no-return policy"