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Joke of the Day
"Panties ... ... are for pussies."
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"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"
"I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic"
"At the office, my colleague had her computer on with an unsaved document. I looked at her in the eyes and told her I'd tap that s with control."
"Santa is never lonely He has many deer friends"
"What is the best name for an acrobat? Phillip"
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large."
"What's white, but has a black asshole? The Whitehouse."
"What's the temperature in Motown right now? Three degrees, four tops"
"""Dad can we get a puppy?"" ""No but we can get a submarine if you like?"" [2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific] ""dad I should be at school"""