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Joke of the Day
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large."
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"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."
"I have a joke. Me."
"What did the Zero say to the Eight? ""Nice belt."""
"Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection."
"I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun"
"What's Charles Dickens's middle name? Deep"
"My rock band got a gig at the baseball game. I played first bass."
"A giraffe walks into a bar He says ""High balls on me!"""
"Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer? It's not their fault. May tricks them."