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Joke of the Day
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large."
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"What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? A stern letter from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding. *stolen from I Fucking Love Science"
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"Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder"
"Why did the girls in *Requiem for a Dream* go ass to ass? They were just trying to make ends meet."
"Want to hear a joke???? Women's rights"
"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"