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Joke of the Day

"What is the best name for an acrobat? Phillip"

"I just went into the garden without wearing a coat. This is probably how Bear Grylls got started."

"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"

"I Like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free"

"This is Bullshit. Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered ""impersonating an officer""?"

"Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant? it only makes things harder."

"What do you call a counterfeit receipt for a memory consultant? A Freudilent slip."

"Why are there so few gay comedians? It's hard for them to keep a straight face."

"Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? A pun is a shift of wit."

"Entered into a hot potato competition today. It really got outta hand."