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Joke of the Day
"What's white, but has a black asshole? The Whitehouse."
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"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."
"Unlike the British or Australian spelling for colour/favour/neighbour, the Americans don't include u because it's all about them."
"What do you call a French pole vaulter? A Leap Frog"
"What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis."
"Why should you never disturb a mirror? Because they are always reflecting."
"What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing."
"I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive."
"What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska? An optical Aleutian."
"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."