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Joke of the Day
"What's white, but has a black asshole? The Whitehouse."
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"Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either."
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing ? The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up ."
"Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife? Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool"
"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."
"What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson."
"Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work."
"What kind of bees scare neckbeards? Boo-bees."
"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."
"I'm just off for a meeting with an Indian car maker. Tata."