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Joke of the Day

"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."

"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"

"HI I'M GOING TO HAVE AN UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD YET PRIVATE PHONE CALL ON THIS BUS AND EXHIBIT A STUNNING LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS. THANK YOU."

"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"

"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."

"How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...2, but how'd they get in there."

"I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work."

"What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker? They both take away the coffin."

"What do you call a psychic on /b/? A 4Chan-Teller"