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Joke of the Day
"Today has me remembering my father's last words... Be right back."
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"My mum's sister always builds up jokes and then the punch lines turn out to be shit. Auntie Climax."
"If ""you are what you eat"" Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman?"
"Why did the arena get hot after the game? All of the fans left"
"A government scandal is like a pair of boobs... The bigger they are, the harder they are to cover up."
"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"
"Why can't Jewish people view pornography?? Because watching people porkin' just ain't Kosher! Wakakakaka"
"I work a desk job in an AT&T franchise building I can never get any work done because the internet keeps going down..."
"On my birthday my wife suggested I have a threesome... My wife suggested for my birthday I have a threesome. I replied ""Do I get to pick both girls?"" And then the fight started..."
"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."