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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... ...and says ""ouch"""

"I'm surprised ""slow internet connection"" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials."

"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"

"Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer? Rihanna, mate."

"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""

"A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"""

"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground."

"My GPS just told me to turn left into a cornfield and now I'm afraid it wants to murder me."

"You can always count on me. Unless standing up for you will make people hate me. Then you're on your own."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball"