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Joke of the Day

"Son asks his father... Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your brother. Son: But I don't have a brother. Dad: Exactly."

"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."

"Just saw a homeless woman try to use a cat as a telephone. She accepted a cigarette in exchange for the cat. Cat is my telephone now."

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"

"The difference between a prostitute and a politician (NSFW) When the prostitute is paid to fuck somebody, they get fucked back."

"[jokes allowed]Giant methane storms on Uranus Appereantly you can joke around in r/science [original link](http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ybgx8/giant_methane_storms_on_uranus/) Here you go!"

"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."

"Donald trump wins miley cyrus said she would leave the country. I'll vote for him if u throw in Justin bieber too. Good way to secure the presidency"

"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""

"The joke about the sun Is too hot to handle"