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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of shell shock? Shell expectation"

"I'd like to tell you guys another dick joke but nah, it's too long"

"A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee i'll see myself out"

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""

"Ever heard of Black Jesus? I hear he's pretty hung."

"Son: ""Hey, Dad! Can I have $20 for a blow job?"" Dad: ""I don't know, son. Are you any good?"""

"So I asked my dealer for some coke. He said 'Is Pepsi okay?' It was delicious nevertheless."

"I don't care how awesome the Internet is...if we don't have hover boards, then we are not in the future."

"Any size pizza is a personal pizza... if you eat it all by yourself"

"The top 3 worst STDs according to logic... 1. A child 2. Feelings 3. AIDS"