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Joke of the Day
"What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory? Two test tickles"
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"I farted in a room of hipsters and watched them fight over who heard it first."
"Telephone Problems by Ron Number"
"I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them"
"When I die, I want to go like my grandpa..... Peacefully in my sleep, unlike them whinny kids screaming as the bus went off the cliff."
"Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life."
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"Why did Marx pay for dinner on the first date? Because his utopia might be classless, but he's not"
"new tattoo My wife has a new tattoo. its a shell on the inside of her thigh. when i put my ear to it i can smell the sea..."
"I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."