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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"

"Smiling is disencoursged in my country. It isn't illegal but it is frowned upon."

"[Amazing Comeback] So I was reading comments on a LGBT friendly add(Android's #AndProud) > I hate fucking gays >> Stop having sex with gays then."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme."

"I'm really good in bed.....I stay on my side and rarely steal all the covers."

"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"

"I've lost all control of my vowels... Now I'm completely in consonant."

"What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration? Baaaah bye!"

"My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting."

"Stonewall Jackson was usually in charge of confederate forces during the Civil War. Well General Lee i mean."