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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily"

"I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. It was because we were inflating it."

"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"

"Want to hear a joke???? Women's rights"

"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."

"Looking for someone willing to kill a man who has wronged me. Unfortunately I can't pay but would be good exposure for an emerging murderer"

"Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age."

"There once was a man named Dave. He kept a dead whore in a cave. He said ""what the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money you save!"""

"What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !"

"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."