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Joke of the Day

"how many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a light bulb? let's go ride bikes."

"What is the room temperature on Tatooine? Lukewarm"

"What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"I saw an Asian man jerking off in a starbucks Called him a Fappenchino."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys."

"wife: you're listening to too much theatrical heavy metal Me: behold! The weaver of lies! A dark seamstress of shadows lurks amongst us"

"I read a story of a 17 year old kid who stole a plane, crashed it, and survived Why don't we just build the whole plane out of that kid?"

"Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works."

"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel As he walks in, he hands the inn keeper three nails and asks. ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"What did the bisexual man said to his wife? It is not cheating if it is in the ass."