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Joke of the Day
"Bowlegged Pirate Did you hear about the bow legged pirate? Apparently he has C legs"
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"How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"I've been hitting ""remind me later"" for about the last 4 years on Adobe."
"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."
"Doctor doctor I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties."
"Chinese takeaway - 17 Delivery charge - 1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless"
"What is white, and 14 inches long. Absolutely nothing."
"Difference between Memory and RAM? What is the difference between Memory and RAM? I can't Memory my junk in a girl's butt."
"My daughter can be so cruel... Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don't know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!"
"I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down."