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Joke of the Day
"Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?"
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"Look , it's either maybe, or maybe not. There's no middle ground."
"Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks."
""" I saw Lisa today... Dats hilarious!"""
"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"
"The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling ""It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"""
"Why don't cows hang out with camels? They're all a bunch of drama-dairies."
"What do you call an exploding monkey? a BA-BOOM!"
"If meat is murder... ...then is cake battery?"
"There is simply no need to add ""NSFW"" in your bio. This is twitter. None of us have jobs."