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Joke of the Day
"I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won't burst your bubble."
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"What do 6 lesbians and 6 government workers have in common? They're a dozen people who don't do dick."
"Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn't mean I'm getting old, right? Means I'm turning into a werewolf! Right?"
"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."
"There are 10 types of genders in the world... Gender binary, and, well, the joke still makes sense if you didn't get the first part."
"Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?"
"A girl melon... ...is in love with a boy melon. When her father finds out they want to get married he tells her ""I'm sorry honey, but you cantaloupe"""
"I've been winning egg hunts since before I was even born."
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" Argon doesn't react."