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Joke of the Day

"Jesus must have had a chiseled, muscular body... I mean, he did cross fit, for God's sake. And the Bible tells us he was cut, ripped, and shredded."

"When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up."

"Why are there so many fish in the sea? They're always getting hooked up"

"What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing? If you answered ""Ranch"", you are mistaken...it was a trick question. Cowboys don't eat salad."

"just got mad that firefox was telling me that satan was spelled wrong but turns out it just wanted me to capitalize it and show some RESPECT"

"What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer? The recycle bin."

"Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm."

"""That's what."" -She."

"They say faith can't move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyskrapers"

"Airport Security: Please remove your shoes Man: Don't be ridiculous, I'm no terrorist AS: Sir, do you want to use the bouncy castle or not?"